A question from a teacher
A teacher asked his student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting a successful business?
Students: “Father in law”.
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Funny Teachers Joke - Page 2
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Exams are there-Student SMS
Exams are there,
At the Paper you stare;
The answer is no where,
Which makes you pull your hair.
The teachers make you glare,
The grades are not fair,
But just like the past Twenty years,
We Do Not Care!
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Tips to study
Some tips to study …
Don’t study hard but study well;
Don’t do it w/ mind only, but with heart too;
Don’t memorize, but understand fully;
Never call it difficult but a challenge;
Never read to just pass the exam, but to learn;
Never be sorry for not sleeping some days,
…..There’s lots of time to sleep when you die!
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Exams are like girl friends
Exams are like girl friends
– difficult 2 understand
– too many questions
– more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure…
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I am not cheating but studding
Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!
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The Funniest And
The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Msg
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?
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Like Girl Friend
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
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Hi Friends I Have Decided-Student
Hi Friends!
I have decided to to Stop messaging until my Final Papers are Over.
I have to Study and this is the most important time of my career.
I hope you all will cooperate with me.
Thanks…
Well That was the Height of Over Acting.
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I am the Most Outstanding-Student
I am The Most Outstanding Student of My Class…
Because….
I Always Stand Outside the Class…
Proud to be Outstanding… face-smile.png
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Whats the Height of Hope-Student
Whats the height of hope??
Ans: Sitting in the exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand and telling yourself:
“Dude, Do not worry. Exams will get postponed!”
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No Physics Answers
When We Throw a Ball in The Air,
Why does it Come Down?
No Physics Answers Plz.
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Because No one is there up to Catch the Ball
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Question Paper of 2020
Question paper of 2020 in Pakistan
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Q1 – Name the cities of Pakistan where electricity is found?
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Q2 – How does Sugar tastes? Explain in your own words.
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Q3 – Draw a neat and labeled diagram of a suicide jacket.
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Q4 – In ancient times, What was PETROL used for? Support your answer with examples.
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Q5 – Explain principle and working of a DRONE…
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Engineer Students
Long Time Ago,
People who Sacrificed their Sleep,
Forgot their Family,
Forgot their Food,
Forgot laughter were called “SAINTS”
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But now they are called…
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ENGINEERING Students
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Cricket is Getting Excited
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question
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What is the true meaning of Study
What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
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Human brain functions 24 hours a day except during
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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Principal 2 Students
Principal 2 Students:
U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours!
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C.A Paper Leaked Out
DAILY DAWN:
CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.
Q) What is the Capital of France?
ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is the capital of France.
RESULT DAY: Students FAILED
EXAMINER COMMENT(With a Devil Laugh): Capital of France is “F”.
CONCLUSION: Even If The paper Leaks Student cannot pass. face-smile.png
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Like a Train
Class Rooms are Like a Train:
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1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP.
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Middle 3 are General Compartments.
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And
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Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches.
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Exams are like Girl friends
Exams are like Girl friends
– Difficult to understand
– Too many questions
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!
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