Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom.

Suddenly a student got up and said “Can’t Sir”!

Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!

Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”

Student: “I is..”

Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am”

Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!

Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?

Sara: A Headache Madam.

Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.

Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?

Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?

Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?

Sam: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the
homework.

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Johnny: Sun

Teacher: Why?

Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see
Africa.

The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘E’?
Tom replied ‘ELEPHANT’

Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T’.
Tom replied ‘Two Elephants’

Teacher asked him the same question.
Tom replied ‘Ten Elephants’

Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘M’
Tom replied ‘Mother Elephant’

The angry teacher repeated the same question.
Cool Tom replied ‘May be an elephant’

To accomplish great things
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

In exam madam said write Ur Loverz Name in Paper..
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After 02 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished madam..
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After 1 hour BOYZ Said: Extra Sheet plzzz..

Rain of summer snow of winter
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best