The Procrastinator's Promise
I told myself I'd start my project tomorrow. Tomorrow came, and I had a whole new list of reasons why it's better to start the day after that.
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Hurricanes Win Stanley Cup with Rookie Goalie
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Kennedy Center Trump Name Removal
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Trump's 80th Birthday Gets Roasted
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Iran Deal Has Market Going Up
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Kai Trump Trending: That's a Lot of Clicks
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Tongue Twister Fail: Silly Sally Sells
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Classic Dad Joke: Furniture Store Closing
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When Boss Says 'Quick Sync'
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Military Humor: Army vs Navy Breakfast
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Yo Mama So Dumb She Thought WiFi Was Exercise
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Gianni Infantino's FIFA Domination
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Trump Purged from Kennedy Center
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Woman Stuck in Mud Like Quicksand
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UFO Mystery: The Potato Incident
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Unique New York Tongue Twister Fail
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Why Did the Dad Go to the Baseball Game?
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Yo Mama's Internet Speed
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When She Asks What You Want to Eat
The Phone Battery Lifecycle
My phone needs three things to survive: a charger, a screen protector, and me checking it every 30 seconds to see if the battery died from me checking it 30 seconds ago.
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The Milly Alcock Search Paradox
Nobody knew who Milly Alcock was until 500 people searched for her. Now 500 people are pretending they always knew exactly who she was.
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Adult Responsibility Reality
I've got my life together: I pay bills on time, I meal prep, and I actually floss. Just kidding—I panic-paid a bill yesterday using last year's calendar and ate cereal for dinner while my toothbrush judges me from the sink.
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My Cooking Journey
I tried making pasta from scratch, then risotto, then soufflé. One of those is actually food. The other two are what the fire department calls 'evidence.'
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FIFA President's New Strategy
I told my friend the FIFA president was stepping down due to controversy. He said, 'Finally, someone with integrity!' I said, 'No, just someone who got caught.'
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