Gym Mirror Physics
Gyms have mirrors on every wall, except nobody's looking at themselves—they're all checking if anyone's watching them lift five pounds like it's a world record.

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Gyms have mirrors on every wall, except nobody's looking at themselves—they're all checking if anyone's watching them lift five pounds like it's a world record.
I told my girlfriend I was seeing someone else. She said, 'Who?' I said, 'My therapist—turns out I need professional help to keep this relationship alive.'
Hulk Hogan tried to become a wrestler again, but his knees gave out. Turns out you can't Hogan-handle the years.
At 25, I celebrated staying out all night. At 35, I celebrated going to bed at 9pm. At 45, I'm celebrating that my back didn't go out when I sneezed.
Meetings are like coffee: the first one wakes you up, the second gives you energy, and the third one makes you question all your life choices and stare blankly at spreadsheets.
I heard a tennis legend is retiring after winning 22 Grand Slams. I asked what he'd do next. He said, 'Finally spend time with my family.' Turns out they've been trying to retire from him for years.