Parenting: My New Superpower

My kid asked why I talk to myself so much. I said, 'Because I'm the only adult in this house who listens.' Now he does it too—we're both just narrating chaos to an empty audience.

Instagram Addiction Reality

Social media has me so addicted, I'm not living my life anymore—I'm just filming it in vertical. My therapist is now a horizontal line I scroll past.

Tanner Scott's New Career

I heard Tanner Scott is trending with 500+ searches. People are really looking for him—turns out his WiFi password was that complicated.

Office meetings are like quicksand: the more you struggle to leave, the deeper you sink. By hour three, you're neck-deep in an Excel spreadsheet that could've been an email, wondering if this is how you die.