Kitchen Experiments
Cooking disasters are like a first date with fire—you're hopeful at the start, but by the end you're just trying to minimize the damage and open all the windows.

















Cooking disasters are like a first date with fire—you're hopeful at the start, but by the end you're just trying to minimize the damage and open all the windows.
My boss says we need to 'circle back' on this project. I told him the only thing circling back is my attention span during these meetings.
I searched for 'Emily Willis now' to see what she's been up to lately. Turns out I was just looking at my own browser history from 2019.
Insomnia is the only condition where you're told to 'just rest your eyes'—as if your brain is a browser tab you can minimize. Mine's running 47 chrome windows at 3 AM. One of them is just refreshing the same email I sent 8 hours ago.
Online shopping is wild because you put 47 things in your cart, then spend 20 minutes staring at it like you're making a life decision. You're not buying anything—you're just checking if Future You is as confident as Present You. Spoiler: he's not.
Nobody talks about how inefficient the Trojan War strategy was. Ten years of fighting, then they just... leave a wooden horse outside the gates? Imagine if modern armies did that. 'Sorry, we're tired of invading. Here's a horse-shaped USB drive. Don't open it.'