Traffic Gets Me Tired

I'm reading a book about parking. So far I haven't found a spot.

Three Things I Do at Work

I attend meetings to discuss meetings, I take notes about things I'll never read again, and I sit in stunned silence when someone asks 'any other business?'

July 1st is like a new gym membership—everyone's excited about fresh starts, nobody remembers why by July 8th, and you're still wearing the same pants.

Three Cooking Disasters

I need three things when cooking: a recipe, confidence, and a fire extinguisher within arm's reach. Two out of three aren't terrible odds.

Dog vs. Cat Vet Visit

Dogs go to the vet and act like they're at a spa day. Cats go to the vet and plan your assassination. You leave with a wagging tail or a list of your daily habits you'd better change.

Walton Goggins Method Acting

Walton Goggins is so dedicated to roles, he started method acting for a superhero gig. Week 1: ate only protein. Week 2: trained 6 hours daily. Week 3: he'd moved into the studio lot and forgot his real name existed.