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54 Responses to “Ya Mamma So Dumb”

1. cool dude, on November 13th, 2008 Said:

   ya mum so dumb she got a ladder to get a ladder

2. Sara, on March 5th, 2009 Said:

   ur mum is so dumb she told her son a yo mumma joke…

3. justin, on March 20th, 2009 Said:

   ya mum so fat she uses a matress as a tampon

4. cade, on April 22nd, 2009 Said:

   yo mama so fat that she didnt need ta use the internet cause shes already worldwide

5. x bgs pur3 x, on June 17th, 2009 Said:

   ya mumma is so poor when she was kicking a can down the road and i asked what she was doing.

   she said. “moving.”

6. XxTerrorQueenxX, on September 4th, 2009 Said:

   Yo mumma is sooo fat when she goes into town all da japanesse tourists point, run and scream!… OMG FATZILLA RUN FOR UR LIFE!!!!

   ur mumma is soo ugly when she smiled she got arrested for indecent exposure!…

   lol beat that homies!

7. caitlin & tori, on September 14th, 2009 Said:

   these jokes are lame 😐

   this one is pretty good…
   ya mummas so dumb, she stole free samples :L :L

8. sami, on September 28th, 2009 Said:

   ya mumma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

   ya mumma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watchede the couch!!!!!

   wat a dumb mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. gypsie, on October 7th, 2009 Said:

   ya mamma so dumb that a murderer broke into her house and tried to kill her and she was tryin to find somewhere to hide so she hid behind a glass wall!!!!!

10. Megan, on October 21st, 2009 Said:

    Yo Maama so ugly that when she goes in to the bank they turn all the camera’s off :L haahaaaaaaaaa 😛

11. Megan, on October 21st, 2009 Said:

    Yo mama so fat i run around her for excercise! :L

12. Megan, on October 21st, 2009 Said:

    Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the weight scales her doctor said i wanna see your weight not your phone number :L :L : L :L

13. bobby, on November 4th, 2009 Said:

    yo mama so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer

14. bobby, on November 4th, 2009 Said:

    yo mama so stupid she went to the doctor seeking COoL AID 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
    LOLZ……. CANT TOUCH THAT……….

15. bobby, on November 4th, 2009 Said:

    yO MamA so dumb she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side………..

    salted

16. bobby, on November 4th, 2009 Said:

    yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pat attention………………………………………..SALTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D

17. bobby, on November 4th, 2009 Said:

    YA MAMA SO DUMB WHEN SHE WENT TO A FOOTBALL GAME SHE THOUGHT THE QUARTERBACK WAS A REFUND……:D 😀 😀 😀 :$

18. broeden, on November 5th, 2009 Said:

    yer well

    your mumma is so fat if she wanted a water bed she wuld have to put a blanket over the whole ocean!!

19. sally, on December 7th, 2009 Said:

    my mumma is so ugly wen she was a kid she did’nt even hav 2 dress up 4 halloween

20. sally, on December 7th, 2009 Said:

    my mummas so fat that she has to make her clothes coz none of the clothes in the shop fit her

21. matt, on December 17th, 2009 Said:

    yo mummas so dum she bought a jigsaw puzzle and returned it complaining it was broken

22. Marc, on March 14th, 2010 Said:

    Yo mumma is fat as soon as she took a step it 10.0 on the ricter scale

    O snap

23. Renee, on March 16th, 2010 Said:

    Yo Muma’s So Ugly, When She Went For The Ugly Contest They Told Her “No Professionals”

24. Renee, on March 16th, 2010 Said:

    Yo Muma’s So Fat, So Make’s Sumo Wrestlers Look Anorexic.

25. Angus, on March 22nd, 2010 Said:

    ya mumma is so fat she stood on the scale at biggest losser and it said “TO BE CONTINUED” 🙂

26. pimp, on March 28th, 2010 Said:

    yo mommas so fat she had to get baptised a sea world

27. bash, on April 4th, 2010 Said:

    yo mama so dum she went to the detist to get blutooth

28. bash, on April 4th, 2010 Said:

    yo mama is so ugly every one shelooked at became stone

29. beth, on April 5th, 2010 Said:

    Ur mommas so stupid she stood in the fridge for 5 hours concentrating on orange concentrate

30. jamaine, on April 8th, 2010 Said:

    ya mamma is so fat last years christmas photo is still printing!!

31. BOb!, on April 8th, 2010 Said:

    yo momma so fat she dosn’t even fit in with the sumo restlestlers

32. Georgia M G, on April 25th, 2010 Said:

    Yo’ Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.

    OWH SNAAAAAPPP!!!!!

33. LAWRENCE ROSS, on April 27th, 2010 Said:

    yo momma breath smell so bad, everytime she yawns her teeth duck!

34. iiiiiiiiiibbbbbbbbbbbbzzzzyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, on June 5th, 2010 Said:

    yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents!
    top dat offf m8s!
    wwot

35. rimmi$!DD!Q, on June 5th, 2010 Said:

    yo mamma so stupid she got locked into silentnight and slept on the floor!

36. yo mama stupid, on July 6th, 2010 Said:

    yo mamas so stupid when i told her she lost her mind she went looking for it. yo mamas so stupid she thought the big bang was a porn film. yo mamas so stupid she tried to feed cheese to the mouse of her computer. yo mamas so fat her knee caps smile.

37. momo, on October 8th, 2010 Said:

    ya mama so old she owes god $3

38. momo, on October 8th, 2010 Said:

    ya mama so fat when she stood on the scales it said one at a time please

39. momo, on October 8th, 2010 Said:

    ya mama so fat she playes pool with the planets

40. shannon, on November 13th, 2010 Said:

    yo mama soo fat, she carries every thing she needs in her back flaps ><
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41. XAVIER SANDS, on November 24th, 2010 Said:

    MAN THESES JOKES WAS THE BEST DHATT

42. hdjcjbjcbjnkksnc, on November 29th, 2010 Said:

    ur momma is so dumb i asked her wat the dogs name was and she said i don’t know he won’t tell me

43. rfeahfgpuiohfwertgks, on December 3rd, 2010 Said:

    Yo Mama So Black, She Evented Night!
    Bahahahahahahahahahahaha

44. Deandre, on December 5th, 2010 Said:

    you momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

    yo mama so poor her picture is on food stamps.

    yo mama so old her birth certificate is written in roman numerals.

45. Jordan Brown, on December 14th, 2010 Said:

    your mums so poor she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers

    😀

46. gigi101, on December 21st, 2010 Said:

    yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a beauty shop to buy products they said sorry we dont test our products on animals
    OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SHNAP!!
    yo mama so ugly that when Bob the builder looked at her he said “I CANT FIX THAT!”
    *OHHSNAP*

47. sam higgs, on February 10th, 2011 Said:

    ya mommas so fat we nikname her lardy

48. jonah toogood, on March 23rd, 2011 Said:

    ur mammas so fat she irons her pants in the driveway

    ur mammas so fat we go to the beach and the whales are singin we are family LOL 😀

49. hahahahah, on May 16th, 2011 Said:

    ya mama is so fat… i turn around and can still see her!

50. tommieda3rd, on July 2nd, 2011 Said:

    funny jokes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ya mama so fat when she walks down the street the street cracks

51. brad, on August 4th, 2011 Said:

    ya mumma so ugly she had a ugly competition against kingkong and she won

52. troy, on October 6th, 2011 Said:

    yo mammas so fat she ran after a bus screaming twinnkie

53. danny swaine, on October 20th, 2011 Said:

    these jokes are funny keep em’ comin’ LOL wasnt looking at the keyboard spelt name wrong must be tired

54. jake, on April 9th, 2013 Said:

    ya mamma so dumb, she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order. 😛