Cockroaches
Husband: Do you have and cockroaches?
Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.
Husband: I would like 20,000 of them.
Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?
Husband: I’m moving tomorrow and my wife says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.
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