Carrots
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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Funny Jokes - Page 14
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Arranged marriage Vs Love marriage
Arranged marriage is-
Like u r walking & unfortunately a snake bites u…&
Love marriage is-
Dancing in front of a cobra & say.
Kaat.. kaat.. kaat na. 😀
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In a school function
In a school function
A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands,
When girl was about to start her speech …
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?
He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend
n She is gonna start her speech with
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My Dear
Brothers n Sisters
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I love you
A boy commented on his Facebook status – Happy New Year.
The girl wrote in comments – Same to you.
The boy edited the comment to – I love you!
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No Silly, it’s a scarf.”
A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, “Pull over!” The blonde responds, “No Silly, it’s a scarf.”
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Make up her mind
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind
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FOOLAN DEVI
Q: What will be the girl’s name born on 1st of APRIL?
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Guess
Guess Guess
A: FOOLAN DEVI!
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New style of love letter
New style of love letter:
To,
The janeman
I LOVE YOU,
SUB- application for love.
Jaan, i beg to say that i am student of ur heart.
I am lonely. I cant live without u. So kindly grant my love.
Ur LOVE
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Solid Bezzati
Classic Insult
A Girl Singing in Bus.
Boy: Why can’t you sing in radio?
GirL: am i singing that much better?
Boy: NOT like that we can off the radio so.
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Mom to her 7 year old kid
Mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.
Example
Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer?
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Boy:I Love u.
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Boy: I Love you
Boy: I Love you!
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I Won’t Live without u.
Girl: Hahahaha
Boy: I Will Die 4u!
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I will Gift u a Gold Ring.
Girl: Awwww.. Promise??
Boy: Hahahaha.
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A Small Girl
A small girl looks at her
brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently…
Everyday u come to meet my brother,
Don’t u have your own brother?
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There is only one chat box available in Facebook
There is only one chat box available in Facebook for any profile.
But girls maintain Two.
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One- The regular chat box
and the other is their comments under their Profile pics
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Husband texts to wife on cell
Husband texts to wife on cell..
Hi, what r u doing Darling?
Wife: Im dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types:
Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?
Wife: U idiot! Im dying my hair..
Husband: Bloody English Language! :’
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Yesterday i named my Wifi “hack if you can”
Yesterday i named my Wifi “hack if you can”
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Today when i woke up it was changed to “challenge accepted”
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You Just Got 5 Marks
Teacher: You Just Got 5 Marks
And Still You Are Laughing.
Student: I Am Wondering How I Got 5 Marks Even…
I Wrote Song Lyrics.
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Sonu sent sms to his boss
Sonu sent sms 2 his boss ,me sick no work today
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Boss sms back when i am sick i kiss my wife Try it
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Sonu sent sms to his boss 1 more time me ok ur wife vry sweet….
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A girl comes late to class
A girl comes late to class
Teacher: Why ru late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: so what?
Girl: d boy was walking very slowly!
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Teacher Aur Boy
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
Boy : U can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything.
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