It Is Either He Has A New Car Or A New Wife….
When a man opens a car door for his wife
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It is either he has a new car or a new wife…
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Funny Jokes - Page 13
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Difficult To Understand Girls
Difficult To Understand Girls
Few days back when she called me I was having food
She got angry that i didnt ask her to join me..
Today when she called i was..
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Taking bath & i asked her to join,
she was angry again..!!
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Lion Always Come Alone…..
Principal:
Why Are You Late?
Your Classmates Came Together On Time.
Student:
Sir, Sheeps Always
Come Together
But
Lion Always come alone…..
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Dear What’s Your Birth Date?
A boy wanted to know the age of his girl friend….
So he asked
Boy: Dear what’s your birth date?
Girl: 4th November
Boy : which year
Girl: O JAAN “EVERY YEAR”…
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Boy: I Hate To See A Girl Standing In A Bus
Boy: I Hate To See A Girl Standing In A Bus
When I Am Comfortably Seated.
Girl: So What Do You Do?
Boy: I Close My Eyes And Sleep
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Urgent Girlfriend Needed..
Urgent Girlfriend Needed..
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Qualification – Must Be The Only Daughter Of A Petrol Pump Owner..!! 😀
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I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn’t Understand It
I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn’t Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn’t Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn’t Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,
Then I Realized: “It Was Question Paper”
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Things In Boy’s Room Before Marriage
Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202!
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Define A Woman….
Define A Woman….
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Someone Who Can Talk 4 Hours While Standing At The Door .
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But She Won’t Sit …
Because Shes Getting Late…:
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Height Of Thinking
Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From ’Pre Nursery’
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The Awkward Moment When
The awkward moment when
when your friend is arguing with their
parents &
their parents turns towards you
and asks
“Do you ever talk to your parents like this?”
lolz….
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The Awkward Moment When ;)
The awkward moment when 😉
when your friend is arguing with their
parents &
their parents turns towards you
and asks
“Do you ever talk to your parents like this?” XD
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Wife & Husband
Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.”
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i will kill U!
If u care 4 me,i will care 4 u,if u miss me,i will miss u,if u msg me,i will msg u,if u forget me..
sorry dear kahani me TWIST hai,i will kill U!
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Wife & Husband
Wife: “In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.”
Husband: “I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill.”
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A woman is driving up the same road.
A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road.
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Idiots
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
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THE ZOO
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
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Cheese is Cheese
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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Little girl: “Why does your son say, ‘Cluck, cluck, cluck?’”
Mother: “Because he thinks he’s a chicken.”
Little girl: “Why don’t you tell him he’s not a chicken?”
Mother: “We need the eggs.”
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