30th Birthday Jokes

Speech on Wife’s 30th Birthday

A husband was giving a speech on wife’s 30th birthday, he said

Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.


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Wife’s Birthday

It’s my wife’s 30th birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

“Oh, I don’t know, she said . Just give me something with diamonds.”

That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.


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