Funny Drinking Quotes

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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. ” ~Frank Sinatra

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“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” ~

Henny Youngman

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“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”

~ Stephen Wright

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“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When

we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.

Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” ~ Brian O’Rourke

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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

~ Benjamin Franklin

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“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” ~ Dave Barry

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