Funniest Drinking Quotes

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
– Irish proverb

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemmingway

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. – Winston Churchill replied

I drink to make other people interesting.
-George Jean Nathan

If you don’t drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, “And then I got home
– Jim Jefferies

An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.
– Alvan L. Barach

(Be the first one to rate!)
Loading...

Email This Post Email This Post

Related Posts

Comments are closed.