Funniest Drinking Quotes
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
– Irish proverb
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemmingway
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. – Winston Churchill replied
I drink to make other people interesting.
-George Jean Nathan
If you don’t drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, “And then I got home
– Jim Jefferies
An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.
– Alvan L. Barach
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