Top 10 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over
I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand.
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that’s how far they are ahead of me.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
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Policeman: Did you know you were going at 125kmh?
Man: WTF do you think? Youre the one who pulled me over!!
“I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that’s how far they are ahead of me.”
lol my favorate one
person:is it true that you cops go to “Curry Dounts” beacuse you cops are two dumb to go into “McDounalds” and order a meal? OOOOOh im srry i thought you were smart enough to answer that but i guess i was wrong!!!! lolz love it up pplz it made me laugh,
love Inuyasha Lover
that made me laugh
the last one is so funny im going to say that the next time somebody gets pulled over in my family
Get a life and God Bless
thats halarious
yes ive been drinking……………………………………………..water
It Were Humorous But Not Were Your On Tha Floor In Stiches But Did You Here About That Copper Hu Arrested His Next Door Neighbour: For Indecent Exposer. Found The Fella Next Door In Makin Out Wit His Wife… Now That Joke Was Soooo Not Funny But Thats Wot Yooh Get Faw Gettin A Blonde 2 Try And Make Her Own Joke Up… Lol
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officer (with alzheimers): Do I know why i pulled you over? person: You owe me twenty bucks. Repeat until wallet does not hold any more $ or until the cop starts to annoy you
fuunny
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy lollololololololol the last 1 was the best
hell funny i laughed like sh**
“Gee officer, your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating doughnuts”
I have no idea, maybe you just need to wait a little longer. Dont be so impatient.
Oops sorry guys about the comment above, my younger brother done that. He has downs syndrome and insists on messing with my computer if i turn my back on it for 5 minutes. He has no idea what he is doing, sorry Fuzu!
love beer talk
My biscuits and gravy recipe is far better than Bob Evans.
i swear to drunk im not God officer
sorry officer i didn’t mean to drive that fast and run into that car, my prius’s pedal just got stuck
“I thought you wanted to race?”
“I was on my way to get you some donuts!”
“I was racing home to watch cops.”
“what’s wrong ossifer?i swear to drunk I’m not god!And really,there is no blood in my alchohol”hahaha lol always love that one
What seems to be the officer problem?
haha i love that one
What do you mean the road almost swerved off the car, officer
i actually said this to a cop….”yes officer i saw the speed limit sign….i just didnt see YOUR car!” feels good to be out of jail now LOL
Cop: Why were you swerving off the road?
Me: The road wasn’t moving, so I tried to go around…
🙂 True Story
I wasnt drunk, but he laughed.
Dont ever text and drive!!!!
“Is there an Officer, problem?”