Computer Tips 3

* Computer (dfn): A device designed to speed and automate errors.

* Press to continue …Smash forehead on keyboard to continue… Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue… Just do something!!

* E-mail returned to sender — insufficient voltage.

* Help! I’ve modemed and I can’t hang up!!

* All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

* Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

* “640K ought to be enough for anybody.” – Bill Gates, 1981

* DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS

* Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

* Excuse me for butting in, but I’m interrupt-driven.

* Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_~”

* Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

* Read my chips: No new upgrades!

* Hit any user to continue.

* 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!

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