Retirement One Liners
Retirement: World’s longest coffee break.
I’m retired – goodbye tension, hello pension!
A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
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