I’m so ugly…
I’m so ugly…My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
I’m so ugly…My mother had morning sickness…AFTER I was born.
I’m so ugly…I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I’d get.
I’m so ugly… I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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