English is a Very Funny Language

1) The farm was used to produce produce.

2) We must polish the Polish furniture.

3) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

4) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

5) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

6) I did not object to the object.

7) They were too close to the door to close it.

8 ) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

9) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

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