Three Adults And Three Kids

There was a pilot, a preacher, and a teacher..there were flying up in the air and the piloy said
” we all need to drop one thing so we will keep flight.”
The teacher dropped an apple, the preacher drop a bible, and the pilot dropped a bomb…
later once the landed….the teacher walked up to a little boy who was crying, and asked..
” why are you crying?”
(little boy) ” this apple fell on my head”
the preacher went up to a little girl who was crying and asked..
” why are you crying?”
(little girl) “this bible fell on my head”
the pilot walks up to a little girl and asks..
“why are you laughing?”
(little girl) ” i was sitting here having a tea party when i farted… i heard a noise and turned around and my neighbors house blew up”