Pinnaples (hehehe- may take time to get it)

There were 3 men lost in a dessert. When these gangsters appeared and captured them. They told the first man Jim, that they would kill him if he did not do a deed. Jim accepted the deed and was told to go get ten pieces of fruit. Days later he appered with 10 apples. They told him that they were going to put the apples down his pants and if he made a expression he would die. On the 3rd apple he smiled They ate him and he was sent up to heaven. They told the 2nd man bob to go and get 10 pieces pf fruit. Bob returned with 10 berries. On the 9th berry he laughed and was sent up to heaven.
Up in heaven Jim asked bob why he laughed, and bob replied he saw the 3rd man coming back with pineapples!