In The Dark

A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Engineer: “What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!”

Doctor: “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!”

Priest: “Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let’s have a word with him.”

Priest: “Say, George, what’s with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?”

George: “Oh, yes, that’s a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.”

The group was silent for a moment.

Priest: “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.”

Doctor: “Good idea. And I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there’s anything he can do for them.”

Engineer: “Why can’t these guys play at night?”