Murphy Laws Applied to Aviation Sector
Flights never leave from Gate- 1 at any terminal in the world.
The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.
The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.
If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.
If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper.
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