Benefits of Being a Woman

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We can cry and get off speeding fines.

Taxis stop for us.

We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

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