Your Mama So Fat
When she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…
She once went on a seafood diet…whenever she saw food she ate it!
Folk exercise by jogging around her!
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
She was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm…
small objects orbit her.
She could be the eighth continent.
Her university graduation photo was an aerial
She shows up on radar.
Her Passport photo says ‘Picture is continued overleaf’
She was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
She once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!
yo mamas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on da scales! (submitted by Lana)
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