Yo Mama So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house…so she went and got a ladder…
She make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
She noticed a sign reading ‘Wet Floor’…so she just did!
It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
She asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
She got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
She sold her Car for Petrol cash!
She reckoned a Quarterback was a refund…
She once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
She took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
It took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
She invented a silent car alarm.
She watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
She was born on Halloween and can’t remember her birthday.
She thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
She lost her shadow.
She thought Hot Meals were stolen food.She make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
When I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me…’Which colour?’
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Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight!!!!!!!!! Ha Ha Ha!!!! (LOL)
hahahahahahaha terrible funny hahahahaha lol that was so funny ur mum is realy stupid by the way ur mums so fat that when she hops in the elavator it automaticly goes DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ya mummas so fat .wheen she went to the biggest loserr contesst the only thing stopping her was thee doors hahahahha thats betta