Yo Mama So Fat

yo mama so fat she went swimming in the ocean and the whales started singing ‘we are family’

yo mama so fat i have to take two trains and a bus too get on her good side

she’s fat, she’s round, she bounces on the ground!
IT’S YOUR MUM! IT’S YOUR MUM!

yo mama’s so fat that when she went buggie jumping she went straight to hell

(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)

ashley, on February 21st, 2009 Said:

ya mamas so dumb she tryed to kill two stones with one bird
QutiePie_15, on February 21st, 2009 Said:

Yo momma is so fat that she sat on a dollar and made change!!!

Yo momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!!!!!
becka :-), on October 8th, 2009 Said:

Your mum is so fat,when she offered to clean out the cages at the zoo,
everybody walked by and said ‘look at that hippotomous.
Hayden, on October 8th, 2009 Said:

Your mums so fat she plays pool with the planets
Lucero, on June 16th, 2010 Said:

Y0 mama s0 cheap she re uses her t0let paper
Lucero, on June 16th, 2010 Said:

Y0 mama s0 fat that when pe0ple walk in the h0use the 0nly think y0u see is wh0les in the gr0und
Riley, on December 5th, 2010 Said:

Yo Mamma so hairy when you were born you got carpet burn
Mr Anonymous, on December 28th, 2010 Said:

Yo Mamma so Poor when I went into her living room i trod on a cigarette butt and she said “oi who turned out the heating?”
:), on February 12th, 2011 Said:

ya mom so fat when she fell over she rocked herself back to sleep trying to get up again
:), on February 12th, 2011 Said:

ya mom like a tv even a 2 year old could turn her on

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