Ya mum is so fat
Ya mum is so fat that quanta’s hired her as a jumbo jet.
Yo mum so fat when she jumped in the water, the water jumped out.
Ya mum is so fat that she tripped down the grand canyon and got stuck.
Ya mum is so ugly the last time she heard a whistle she got runover by a train.
Ya mum is so fat the only thing stopping her from getting to Jenny Craig is the door.
Ya mum is so fat that when she goes for a swim in the ocean she gets stuck between the continents.
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Your mammas so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, everyone around her yells, “TAXI”
yo mama so fat when she gets out of bed she causes an earthquake on the other side of the world
your mum is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
Your all under arrest for some of the worst ya mum jokes that have ever been said! I mean honestly, so if you’ll all take yourselves to jail and tell them what you did, we may go easy on you in court. About 50 years should do it.
your mum is so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and it’s still printing
Ya muns so fat not even dora can explorer
rubish i no better: ya momas so fat she took a donut back to the shop because it had a hole in
yo mum is so fat you need a passport to get around her
yo mum so fat she rolled over wolworths, then over Kmart and landed on target
1. Ya mums armpits are that hairy it looks like she got Bob Marley in a headlock.
2. Ya mums that fat when she sits at the back of the top deck of a double Decker bus it does wheelies.
3. Ya mums that thick that she tried committing suicide by jumping of a curb.
4. Ya mums that thick when she sees traffic lights she thinks she’s at a disco.
5. Your mum is so dumb she locked herself in the toilet and pissed herself….
6. Your mum is so poor she can’t afford to pay attention
7. Your mums so fat we had to stop for petrol trying to drive round her
8. Your mommas so fat when she wears her yellow anorak in New York people shout “yo taxi!”
9. Your mum was so ugly when she was born, the midwife slapped your Nan
10. Your mums so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
11. Your momma teeth are so yellow that when she smiles in the car the on coming traffic slows down
12. Your momma so ugly she made a onion cry.
13. Your momma so old if anyone tells her to act her age, she dies!
14. Your momma so old she knew burger king when he was just a prince!
15. yo momma so fat when she went sunbathing protestors ran onto the beach screaming, ‘save the whale!’
16. Yo mama so old she’s as bent as a butchers hook!
17. Yo mama so ugly she’s Av seen better looking bodies at a scrap yard!
18. Yo mama so stupid she’s as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market!
19. Yo mama so hairy she’s got half the Black Forest hanging out of her armpits!
20. Yo mama so ugly she’s got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag!
21. Yo mama so stupid she’s as useful as a one armed trapeze artist with an itchy @r$e!
22. Yo mama is about as useless as a jam sandwich to a drowning rabbit!
23. I hate to say this but Yo mama is uglier than a hat full of assholes!!!.
24. ya mums so fat, she doesn’t skinny dip, she chunky dunks
25. your mums so ugly, she makes mud look clean
26. Your Mom is so fat she sells shade in the summer.
27. Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and i missed three episodes.
28. Your Mom is so fat, she’s the only one at the beach that gets a tan.
29. Your Mom is so fat, she has a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
30. your Mom is so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws
31. Your Mom is so fat she can seat a family of six
32. Your Mom is so fat she can walk around the world in three steps
30. “ya mum so fat that when she had surgery she bleed gravy” LOL
31. “ya mum so dumb that she sits on the T.V and watches the couch”
32. “ya mum is so fat she tried to get a full body tan but the sun burnt out!!!”
33. “ya mum so fat she took her clothes to the dry cleaners
and they said sorry we don’t take keratins”
34. “Yo momma so fat she stepped off a curb, a bus hit her she turned around and said ” Stop pushing!”
35. “Yo momma so fat she stepped of the curb I swerved my car around her and ran out of gas”
36. “Yo momma so fat she uses the driveway as an ironing board”
37. “Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout”
38. “Yo Momma so fat, not even God can lift her spirits”
39. yo mommas so fat on her I.D. it says ‘picture continued other side’
40. yo mommas so fat that when she wears the X-Files t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her
41. yo mommas so fat when she swims with the whales, they all say “we are family”
42. ya mommas so fat she had to get baptized at sea world
43.ya mummas so dumb she stole a free loaf of bread
44. ya’ll Mum so dumb, she tried to droned a fish
45. Ya mum so dumb that’s she climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side”
46.”Ya mum so dumb that she starved to death when she got locked up in a SAFEWAY”
47. ya mum is so fat when they filmed gorillas in the mist they filmed her in the shower
48. ya mum so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
49. ya mum so dumb she got hit by a parked car
50. ya mum so fat she plays pool with the planets
51. ya mum so fat she’s got more rolls than a bakery shop
52.ya mum’s so fat she’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
53.Ya mums so fat she tries cake mixture and eats the lot!
54.ya mums so fat her family photos were taken by satellite.
55.ya mums so fat when she had her yellow rain coat on people called “taxi”.
56.ya mums so ugly that when she was a kid you had to tie a steak to her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
57. your mums so fat instead of a bottle she got fed by a water tanker filled with milk as a baby.
58. Yo mama’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
59. ya momma is so fat she’s on both sides of the family
60. your mums so fat she walked past the TV n I missed 13 shows
61. your mommas so fat her belt size is “equator”
62. your mommas so fat she went to the beach and Greenpeace turned up to save the whale?
63. ur mommas so old that her birth certificate says expired
64. ur mommas so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade
65. ya mum so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl
66. Yo mama so fat, when I was rooting her, I burnt my arse on the light bulb.
67. Yo mama so hairy, when she lifts her arm, it looks like she has Guy Sebastion in a head lock.
68. Yo mama so dumb, she got locked in Woolworths and died of starvation.
69. Yo mama so ugly, the only difference between her and a Rottwieler is lipstick,
70. Yo mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a get away rope.
71. Yo mama is so stupid, she invented a condom with sweat holes.
72. Yo mama is like a postage stamp – you lick, you stick, you send her away.
73. Yo mama so ghetto, her wedding cake was made out of cornbread.
74. Yo mama’s so fat, when she stepped on the dog’s tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
75. Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater.
76. Yo mama’s so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
77. Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!
78. Ya mum is like a hardware store, 20 cents a screw
79. Ya mum is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon
80. Ya mum is so hairy that they filed her in the shower when they filmed gorillas in the mist
81. Ya mum so fat 2 get on her good side u have to catch a plane, bus and a ferry
82. Ya mum so dumb she got hit but a parked car
83. Ya mum so fat she plays hide and seek behind the Himalayas
84. Ya mum is so dumb she tried to throw a bird over a cliff
85. Ya mum so dumb she failed a survey
86. Ya mumma’s so fat she wears a watch on each arm cause she stands in two different time zones
87. Ya mumma’s so fat she sells shade in the summer
88. Ya mumma’s so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang
89. Yo mommas so dumb she took a ruler to bed to c how long she slept..
90. Yo mommas so dumb she was told drinks were on the house so she climbed on the roof…
91. yo mommas so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck
92. Yo momma is ugly she cant even keep a dildo hard
93. ya mumma so ugly even hells angles wouldn’t sleep with her
94. ya mumma so fat she shits in a mine truck
95. Your mum is so stupid; she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
96. Your mum is so fat and stupid; she only knows three letters of the alphabet. . . K, F & C
97. Your mum is so smelly; she gets shot at with Lynx bullets
98. Yo mummas so fat that she fills up the bath tub and then puts the water in it.
99. Yo mummas so fat that when she was at school she sat next to everyone.
100. Yo mummas so fat she got more rolls than a bakery
101. Yo mummas so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
102. Ya Mums so dumb that when she forgot her husbands phone number she called him and asked for it
103. Ya mums so fat, when she dances the band skips
104. Ya mums so ugly, she made an onion cry
105. Ya mums so old, she owes Jesus £3
106. Ya mum so fat, even Dora couldn’t explore her
107. Ya mums so hairy, when you were born you got a carpet burn
108. Ya mums so stupid, she thought she made a ***** hard
109. Ya mums so fat, her family photo’s were taken by satellite
110. Ya mums so crossed-eyed, she through a rock at the ground and missed
111. Ya mums so poor, she got thrown out of the homeless shelter
112. Your momma is so fat, when I stand on her stomach I can hi-five Jesus!
113. Ya mum is so fat that quanta’s hired her as a jumbo jet.
114. Yo mum so fat when she jumped in the water, the water jumped out.
115. Ya mum is so fat that she tripped down the grand canyon and got stuck.
116. Ya mum is so ugly the last time she heard a whistle she got runover by a train.
117. Ya mum is so fat the only thing stopping her from getting to Jenny Craig is the door.
118. Ya mum is so fat that when she goes for a swim in the ocean she gets stuck between the continents.
119. Your mammas so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, everyone around her yells, “TAXI
120. Your mum is like a bowling ball she always gets fingered
121. Your mum is like a bowling ball she always comes back for more
122. Yo mama so fat when she gets out of bed she causes an earthquake on the other side of the world
123. Your mum is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed
124. Your mum is so fat i took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing
125. Ya mommas so fat she took a donut back to the shop because it had a hole in
126. yo mum is so fat you need a passport to get around her
your mom is so fat went she broke her leg gravy poored out 🙂
your mom is so ugly she even made blind children cry
your mum so fat i ran around her 2wice and got lost
your so fat god cant evan lift your spirit
your so fat u come from both sides of the family :L lol
i was driveing down the road and see your fat mum crossing and i swerve to miss her and ran out of petrol harf way around her.
ya mums so fat when she gets on the scale it come up with her her phone number.
ya mums so fat when she wears yellow down the street people yell oi taxie
ya mums so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
Ya mamma is so fat that when she walks infront of the tv you miss all series of neighbors
your mums so fat when she passed the TV u missed two episodes
yo mums so fat she was called JOLLIBEE
yo moms so fat she was so fat
yo moms so poor she lives in a cardboard box
yomoms so poor she lives under a bridge
allyn’s so fat she cant in her cardboard box and eats a whole species
ya mamma’s so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought eastenders was ending
YA MUMS SO FAT, SHE BROKE YOUR FAMILY TREE
YA MUMS SO UGLY SHE MAKES BLIND KIDS CRY
YA MUMS SO UGLY SHE PUTS CHUCK NORRIS TO SHAME
Yo mama so old she has the real bible
Ya mum is so fat that even Dora couldn’t explore her!!!
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to drown a fish
LAUGH OUT LOUD