New Yo Momma Jokes
yo momma so old she took her road test on dinosaur.
yo momma so lazy she got a stay at home job and still cant to work on time.
yo momma so lazy her wheelchairs reclines.
yo momma so black she sat in a jacuzzi and made coffee.
yo momma so fat she cant even skinnydip.
yo momma so fat i told her to say her abc’s and she said i know my kfc’s. 10 peice 20 peice.
yo momma so poor she went to dollar store and said wheres my mail-in rebate!
yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the trojan man.
yo momma so cheap she tried buying an xbox 180.
yo momma so fat she got a pocket size microwave.
yo momma so fat when she gets hurt we take her to the hospital in a pickup truck.
yo momma so poor starving kids send her 50 cents a day.
yo momma so hairy she has to shave with Gillette because its the best a man can get.
yo momma the only thing stopping her from getting in a gym is the front door.
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thats funny but can be better
like
ya mums so fat that when she wheres a yellow jacket people shout out taxi!
your mumma so fat that to put her lipstick on she has to use a paint roler.
your mumma so fat that when she turns around a year has passed.
your mammas so stupid when i told her it was chilli out side she ran out with a pan
your mammas so fat she uses a matris for a tampax
Yo mama so tall she tripped on a curb and and hit her head on the moon
ya mother is so fat that when she goes for a swim at the beach there are whales there and the whales yell out to her saying “YO BIG MOMMA YOU BELONG IN OUR FAMILY” then they all start singing “WE ARE FAMILY” hahahaha..
ya mom is so tiny when she plays the piano she jumps on the keys with her feet !