Funny Dormitory Rules

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.” He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?”

At this, a male student in the crowd inquired, “How much for a season pass?”

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3 Responses to “Funny Dormitory Rules”

  1. Jessica, on August 16th, 2007 Said:

    i like it…it’s cute…
    🙂

  2. R.J. lindemeyer (the mighty Killer X), on December 14th, 2007 Said:

    Absolutely true no dobt five stars, if possible, six.

  3. manpreet, on March 18th, 2008 Said:

    they r really good i give them 6 stars thanks lol