Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question
What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Principal 2 Students:
U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours!
DAILY DAWN:
CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.
Q) What is the Capital of France?
ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is the capital of France.
RESULT DAY: Students FAILED
EXAMINER COMMENT(With a Devil Laugh): Capital of France is “F”.
CONCLUSION: Even If The paper Leaks Student cannot pass. face-smile.png
Class Rooms are Like a Train:
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1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP.
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Middle 3 are General Compartments.
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And
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Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches.
Exams are like Girl friends
– Difficult to understand
– Too many questions
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!
SILENCE: Is the best Answer, for almost all questions.
SMILE: Is the best Reaction, in almost all situations.
But Unfortunately, every rule has its exception As always,
Remember; do not use any of the mentioned techniques in the following cases:
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That is life!
Social Teacher: what is the different between problem and challenge
STUDENT: 3 boys + 1 girl = problem
BUT; 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge. face-smile.png
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END dose not mean finish, but
E.N.D. means ”Effort Never Dies”
If you get NO as an answer,
remember N.O. means the ”Next Opporunity”
Hence Alwzys Think confidently and positive
-Announcement In University:
“The Students Who Have Parked Their Cars On The Driveway, Please Move Them immediately”
-Another Anouncement After 15 Minutes:
“The 250 Students Who Went To Move 8 Cars Please Return To Their Respective Classes right now”
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Good Friends;
Real friends are those who care without hesitation,
who remember you without limitation,
who trustful without suspicion,
and who love even without communication.
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Fake friends;
Laugh/mad on you without real reasons,
never remember you unless they need/use you,
never around when you need them.
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So be careful how to choose your friends
and how to plan your future.
Good Luck.
LIFE is like a Book;
Each day you read a new page with adventures to experience,
Many lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate.
Have A VERY COLORFUL PAGE Everyday!
No one is 100% perfect therefore try to understand others mistakes and forgive minor failings otherwise you will not be able to keep your friends long …
Also remember the famous quote:
No one is perfect… that’s why pencils have erasers.
You never get a person of your exact type 100%
So you either have to compromise or adjust.
You compromise when you want to be with someone.
You adjust when Someone wants to be with you.
But be careful how are you going to use any of those techniques.
Tragedies of Girl’s Life:
Good looking boys are not good boys
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Good looking and good boys are married .
Good single boys with good looking are not rich.
Rich single boys with good looking already have MANY girl friends !!!
Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it
SILENCE: Is the best Answer, for almost all questions.
SMILE: Is the best Reaction, in almost all situations.
But Unfortunately, every rule has its exception As always,
Remember; do not use any of the mentioned techniques in the following cases:
EXAM, REVIEW, VIVA & INTERVIEW face-smile.png
That is life!
Social Teacher: what is the different between problem and challenge
STUDENT: 3 boys + 1 girl = problem
BUT; 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge. face-smile.png
END dose not mean finish, but
E.N.D. means ”Effort Never Dies”
If you get NO as an answer,
remember N.O. means the ”Next Opporunity”
Hence Alwzys Think confidently and positive