Funny Monkey Picture #8
Copying Or Studying
Do Apply This Rule In Your Life
Why to study :
No Study = Fail ………………….. ( I )
Study = No Fail ………………………. ( II )
By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :
=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )
By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side
=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )
By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)
=====> Study = Fail
happy copying!!!
Blonde at the doctors
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says to him “Doctor I’m hurting all over my body.”
“That’s odd” replied the doctor “Show me what you mean”
So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.
The doctor says to her “Your not a natural brunette are you?”
“No I’m a blonde” she replies.
“I thought so…. your finger is broken.” replies the doctor
Something for Hiccups
A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man’s face.
“What did you do that for?” the man asks.
“Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore, do you?”
The man says, “No, but my wife out in the car still does!”
Funny But True Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
Just twenty seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11’s lunar module landed on the moon.
If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.
Every minute in the U.S. six people turn 17.
Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.
Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Funny Excuses By Kids
What are the excuses by the children for not doing homework??? Here are the Few Ones :-
I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to MY TEACHER’S already heavy workload.
I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.
I put it in a safe, but lost the combination.
Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.
I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away.
I left it in my shirt and my mother put the shirt for washing.
My little sister ate it.
A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.
I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn’t have time to do it.
The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.
Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drown.
I used it to fill a hole in my shoe, you wouldn’t want it now.
My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.
I didn’t do it, because I didn’t want the other kids in the class to look bad.
Funny Graffiti
Laugh and the world laughs with you
Snore and you sleep alone
Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether
Drive carefully ….don’t kill a child -wait for teacher
LOST! One science teacher after last Thursday’s experiment
He who finds fault in his friend’s has faulty friends
Smile -things may get worse more slowly
Always be sincere ……even when you don’t mean it
The road to success is usually under construction
Funny Car Bumper Stickers
Missing dog and wife. Reward for dog.
The kids drive me crazy. I drive them everywhere.
Drive carefully! Remember, it’s not only a car that can be recalled by it’s maker.
Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, you’re squinting to read it.
Car service: If it ain’t broke, we’ll break it.
There are two kinds of pedestrians – the quick and the dead.
They couldn’t repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder.
Your so boring, if you threw a boomerang, it wouldn’t come back to you.
Funny & Cute Sayings
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark?
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Always forgive your enemies – Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
Death is hereditary.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Funny Office One Liner
A big company offered $50 for each money-saving idea submitted by its employees.
First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to $25.
Lawyer At Funeral
At the funeral of a lady was her doctor, a friend and her lawyer. Each had promised her that at her funeral they would toss $1000 into her grave. The doctor and friend each tossed in their $1000 cash, after which the lawyer removed the cash and placed a check for $3000.
Funny Movie Quotes
The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen) in ‘Love and Death’
Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.
A Hard Day’s Night
Major Strasser (Conrad Veidt): What is your nationality?Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart): I’m a drunkard.Capt. Louis Renault (Claude Rains): That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Casablanca
I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was – an Arctic region covered with ice.
Steve Martin
Good morning! And in case I don’t see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night.
Jim Carrey, The Trueman Show
Typical academic year for a student
It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365′ days.
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions – at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
>>>>>>> How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!
Balance = 0
” Then how can a student pass ??”