You can make a witch itch, how?
You can make a witch itch, how?
Just take out the ‘w’!
You can make a witch itch, how?
Just take out the ‘w’!
Why did the police arrested the ghost?
Because he does not have a haunting license!
What was the topic in ghost’s seminar?
“Do you believe in people”?!
What was ghost ordered in the coffee shop?
Cold coffee with sugar and scream!
During the Halloween party, the first prize for the best costume is given to a little boy. But he seems very unhappy. His friend asked him why he is so sad. The little boy replied that “oh, I just came here to pick up my sister”!
What happens if you see twin witches ?
You won’t be able to see which witch is witch !
Where did the ghost went to post his mail?
At the Ghost office!
Why don’t we see a bat alone?
Because bats always like to hang out with their friends!
Which sports vampires love to play?
‘Bat’minton!
Witches do not like to buy flat hats, why?
Because flat hats have no point on them!
Do you know how to reach the new apartment of Mr. Ghost?
Yes, just take the first right and go to the dead end!
Teenage ghosts love to dance with what type of music?
Soulless music!
Skeletons did not get the permission to play music on church, why?
Because they came without organs!
Where did Mummy ghost take her baby ghost?
To the Day‘scare’!
What did Dracula said about her new girlfriend?
Oh, she is my love at first bite!
Why did the skeleton went to the Xmas party alone?
Because he could not find any ‘body’ to accompany him!
What’s a cold, evil candle called ?
The wicked wick of the north !
How can you identify a ghost’s mom and dad?
They are transparents!
What will you say if your find a witch in a desert?
The Sandwich!
One of witch’s best friends is very good at cricket, who is he?
A bat!