There are two type of studies:
here are two type of studies:
1 – hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
2 – easy subject that Doesn’t need to be studied
here are two type of studies:
1 – hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
2 – easy subject that Doesn’t need to be studied
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet” ๐
Air and students have the same mentality
Dont you know how ?
Both keep turning book’s pages without reading
Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can’t clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
?
?
?
Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.
Tomorrow is my exam
But I don’t care
Because a single sheet of paper
can’t decide my future.
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail! ๐
I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
.
.
.
But
.
.
.
I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 5
Subjects… ๐ ๐
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
?is this love??
GOD replied,
?no dear, result is near?
What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
.
.
.
.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams?
Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But Teacher Won’t Ever Understand Our FEelings… ;->
If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep..
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..
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.
.
Then Home Is Not A Place To Study.
A Student Service Msg…!
I must have wish upon a lucky star, to have someone as wonderful as you by my side!
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.
ATTITUDE:-
Teacher: “You failed the test.”
Kid: “You failed to educate.”