What could be a computer’s favorite dance item?
What could be a computer’s favorite dance item?
Disk – o!
What could be a computer’s favorite dance item?
Disk – o!
How can you make number seven to an even number?
Just take the “s” out from it!
In which bank Dracula like to save money?
In a blood bank!
Which is the flower on face?
Tu – lips!
How do the prisoners communicate with each other?
Through cell phones!
What type of waves are there in small beaches?
Microwaves!
Which is the place pencils like to go for a vacation?
Pencil – vania!
Which is the way chosen by crazy people?
The psycho path!
How can you make a golden soup?
Just add 24 carrots to the soup!
Why did the computer consult with the doctor?
Because it was suffering from a virus!
Sunny: My wife is a very careful driver.
Vijay: How do you know that?
Sunny: She always slows down when passing a red light!
After Our Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,
“I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I’ve Made In You .
Ohh Please !!
No Ways!!!
Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?
Can they go a week eating only salad?
Can they face a heart break?
Why are you so opposite to me?
When i say tea,u say coffee!
I say white,u say black!
I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!
I came back and u still there!
Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table.
“You’re so stupid,” said Pappu.
“That’s enough” said their dad. “Pappu, say sorry to Pinky”, added
Ravi.
Pappu: I’m sorry you’re so stupid!
You can never ask a girl her age. There is no such concept.
They don’t have age but age groups which are follows:
Baby, Babes, Bebe and Biji!
A cute prayer 4 U – Dearest Friends:
May God break the front teeth of those people, who secretly plot evil
against you..
So that you know your enemies by their smiles!
We Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
Their Feelings
Like
“Well I Am Bored
Let’s Go Brush Our Teeth …
If You Look At The Sky Tonight
And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,
I Swear I Have No Clue
How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I’m OK
Human-beings get rich as they grow old:
Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas!