Moebius strip enroll at the school?
Q: Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school?
A: They required an orientation.
Q: Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school?
A: They required an orientation.
Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?
A: Because she couldn’t control her pupils?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: What is a proof?
A: One-half percent of alcohol
Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?
A: LMAYO
Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots.
Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.
Q: What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
A: Expla-nation.
Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance?
A: He didn’t have anybody to take. (any BODY)
Q: What three candies can you find in every school?
A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!
Once a young mas was asked in an interview “Did you ever meet any Railway accident?
The man replied: “Yes, once the train was going through a long tunnel I have kissed the father instead of his daughter.”
Salesman told to a Customer,”Sir this PC will cut your work load by 50%.”
Then the customer told, “That is great! O.K. I will buy two of them.”
Colleague : Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : That’s alright, me too… I got stuck on the escalator for 3Hrs.
What is ABCDEFG?
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!
But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)
Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!
One man was searching for something in his safe for hours.
Wife : What are you searching for?
Husband : I give up. I was searching for our marriage papers.
Wife : But why?
Husband : I was searching for the expiry dates!!!
Q: What’s another name for Santa’s elves?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi?
A: There, Their, They’re
Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can’t drink and derive…