Never KISS a Lady Police
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
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Husband : i saw your dad paying the bill
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
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say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
Understanding A Girl:
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This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.
At The Speed Of 2kbps.
Which Ends Up..
In A Error At 99% Completed!
Heart melting love story:
Boy: I can’t marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids
Urgent girlfriend needed..
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Qualification – must be the only
daughter of a petrol pump owner..!!
When someone says that “Nothing can be
more complicated than Love”
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Throw Books on their
face….
Why did u come so far?
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Postman: I have to come 5 miles
to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far?.
Instead U could have posted it.
Good Answer
If a Girl reject your proposal… Just say…
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Thanks….
You give me chance to look a better girl than you
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Before and After the marriage
He: yes! Sara it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He: of course! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on with me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
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After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
Boy: I am not rich like Rohit, I do not even have a big car like Rohit. But I really love you
Girl: I love you too,
but tell me more about Rohit..
Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World…
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E-Mail To Email
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Female To Female….
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
Judge:why did u shoot your wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong! gasp emoticon
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When a Guy does Something Wrong!
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!
When a Girl does Something Wrong!
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn’t mean to!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry..!!
A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Go On””,
I Have Coins!
Q: Why don’t you do arithmetic in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.
Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation?
A: He works it out with a pencil.
Q: How did the geography student drown?
A: His grades were below C-level