A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
Teacher: Whats difference between Coffee Shop & Wine Shop?
Pappu:
Very Simple sir,
Love Starts in
Coffee Shop,
Love Ends in Wine Shop..
Once Rajnikanth was Practicing For Spelling Test and
The Copy converted Into Oxford Dictionary.
Google was shocked on this,
when it saw rajini’s email id is
gmail@rajnikanth.com!!
Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
Guess why?
Because
because he wanted to check from where the question paper is being leaked….
What is the most popular game played by Politicians?
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MUSICAL CHAIR
A Question From
Santa To Bill Gates:
Sir,
How Is It That
Your Name Is Gates But
You Are Selling WINDOWS!
Gates Shocked!
Santa: “God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple”.
(After walking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: “Shame on you God, you don”t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!”
After Eating Fish Santa Didn’t Drink Water
why?
Because..
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..
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1st: sunlight
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2nd: moonlight
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3rd: you
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my sweet friend tube lig
If Microsoft Buy Facebook
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First Notification We’ll Get is . .
“You Have To Install Drivers To Add Friends”
What tea do footballers drink ?
think…
don’t know?
Ans: Penal-tea !
Ant: What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
Elephant: An ANTique !
Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect
And…
Our new generation…
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Removes head phones to give respect..!!!
This is the Hard Fact about youngsters..
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They are always busy watching the “Desktop wallpaper”
Whenever their parents enter their room!
GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON:
YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY, that’s why i bunked!!
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct…!!!)
Good news for Congress for winning under 50 seats (43)
they can now make a WhatsApp group without leaving any MP out.
???? ???? ????
(WhatsApp groups has 50 users limit)
Rajnikanth wanted to organise a “SMALL” show for his family and friends..
And guess what………
as a result ‘Comman Wealth Games’ came to India..!!
Teacher:- What are the people of Turkey called?
Little Johny:- I don’t know.
Teacher:- They are called Turks.
Now What are the people of Germany called?
Little Johny:- They are called Germs.