Suzuki
It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
Stay Out Of The Girls Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.
American in Medical School
A American failed the Medical Examination as he had answered as below !!
Marketing Concepts
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.
Male And Female Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
Little Johnny’s Wife
At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including
human beings.
Income Tax Collectors In Heaven
Two income tax collectors died and arrived at the pearly gates.
I’m My Own Grandpa
Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.
For All You Beer Drinkers
For all you beer drinkers, as if you need any justification!
I have not heard anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin on Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Afghanistan TV Listings
MONDAYS:
8:00 – “Everybody Loves To Hate Osama”
8:30 – “The King Of Goats”
9:00 – “Allah McBeal”
9:30 – “Crossing Jordan (to get the hell out of Afghanistan)”
10:00 – “NFL Monday Night Camel Tipping”
The Warrior
Don’t dare to mess with this cat!!
Detective Cat
Cat is watching what you are doing:)
Cat and Mouse
Fresh dinner for the Cat!!!
Praying Cat
Rests in Peace.Cat praying for the departed soul
Playing Hide and Seek
What a partner to play hide and seek.well done cat,nobody can see you!!!
Stressed Cat
Excessive work load can lead to this!!!!
Santa Cat
Merry Christmas kitty!!!
Fashionable Cat
This cat seems to be really fashionable.
Better Computer
Who’s Better??
Worse Than That
What could be worse than that???