Who let the dogs out , hella funny
This one made me laugh. Watch this funny dogs video.
A must watch funny dogs video
I love it when dogs do this type of funny stuff. A must watch video
Fighting Cats Video
These cats are fighting like crazy. Check this owesome video clip.
Women Drivers
Driving to work this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and noticed a woman in a brand new Mustang. She was doing about 70 miles per hour, and she had her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that dang makeup!!!
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to control the car by using my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone slipped from between my shoulder and ear, fell into the coffee cup between my legs, and disconnected an important phone call!
Damn women drivers!!!
A Letter From A Redneck
Dear Billy Jo Bob,
I’m writting this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn’t have to change their address.
This place is really nice. I even has a washing machine. I’m not sure it works so well, though, Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain, we haven’t seen it since.
The weather isn’t bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for fourdays.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Bubba said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven’t found out what it is yet so I don’t know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated; he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back, they drowned because they couldn’t get the tailgate down.
Your Favorite Aunt,
Thelma
A Blonde Overboard
A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were in a boat. All of a sudden, the blonde pulls a plug from the bottom of the boat. “What did you do that for” the other girls screamed, “We told you that was the only way for us to live at sea”.
The blonde says “No problem! I can fix it.”
So she pulls an old lamp from her coat and rubs it. Out comes a genie and says that he will grant each one wish.
The red head, who is shocked about the blondes smart move, wishes she was with her husband in Hawaii. She is in Hawaii with her husband.
The brunette wishes to be with her family in Minnesota. She is in Minnesota with her family.
Finally, it’s the blondes turn. She says, “Mister Genie? I wish ……….that my friends were back here with me!”
51 Days
51 Days
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”
Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts.
Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!”
The bartender can’t contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child’s puzzle of the Cookie Monster.
When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, “What’s all the chanting and celebration about?”
The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, “Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!”
Really That has to be Mr Bush
He is surely a Scholar.Hats off to you Mr President for reading the childish book as FBI coding.
Seating Arrangement
According to new company policies this arrangement is more efficient as it saves the time a person has to spend in toilet!!!
Why to have a computer?
The basic purpose of computer is well depicted below:)
Tall,Taller or Tallest
Who says basketball players are tall.See this and decide whether he is Tall,Taller or Tallest!!!
Safe Place to Watch
Thats surely the place where no one disturbs you while watching your favorite TV shows.
Automated Cleaning Device.
That seems to be A funny but effective way of cleaning.
Cloned Baby
Funny expressions by a cute baby !!!
Funny Football
This is exactly how i play football:)
A police officer and blonde
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding, and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. Huffily, she replied, “I wish you guys would make up your mind. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian bragged, “We were the first in space!” The American retorted, “We were the first on the moon!” The Blonde said, “So what, we’re going to be the first on the sun!” The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you fool. You’ll burn up!” said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”
Blonde in interview
An executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”
River Walk
There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo-hoo” she shouts, “how can I get to the other side?”
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The golfer and the caddy
Golfer: “I think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long?”
Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”
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