Prayers before eating

Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher and Pupil

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.

Family Tradition

Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.
Sam : It’s a family tradition.
Teacher : What do you mean ?
Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
Teacher : What about your mother ?
Sam : She’s a woman.

Father

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Girlfriend and Boyfriend

Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

Terrorist and Lawyer

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren’t met.

The Honest, The Wise and The Husband

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

Woman and magnet

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side.

Superstition

1st Thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window.
2nd Thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st Thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

Correct the sentence

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Wife and husband

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

Father and boy

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Difference between Mother and Wife

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

One woman brings you into this world crying… & the other
ensures you Continue to do so.

What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

Marriage

Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.

A Millionaire’s Wife

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Funny potatoes video cartoon.

All about potatoes. Funny lord of the rings cartoon.

Funny the best flash cartoon ever!!! – made in UK.

This hollarious funny cartoon is done by the guys from Antimult Studio, a Liverpool-based flash animation shop. This is a fairly short, but rather informative piece of work. It manages to mention: Health risks of smoking, complexity of foreign affairs , apocalypse , terrorism, political scandal, interconnectedness of all events in our lives, yellow submarine, american pie, Shwatznegger, Titanic, etc. (more) (less) .

Very funny drummer cartoon video.

This is a funny video cartoon I made because My Chemical Romance is one of my favorites bands and Thank You For The Venom is one of my favorites songs.

Funny Bloo – hyperactive

Cartoon Network apparently got a look at Lasse Gjertsen’s “Hyperactive” and made this spoof funny video cartoon.