Teacher and Pupil #3
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Pupil: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Pupil: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.
They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense
Student1: How was ur exam?
Student2: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots.
L-Johnny: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me.
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
EACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
JOHNY: George!
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor ?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables.
Teacher: Johny, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s.
Did u copy his ?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it’s the same dog.
L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark ?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write ?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
L-JOHNY: I is…
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, “I am.”
L-JOHNY: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
L-JOHNY: Don’t bite any.
Teacher: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
Little Johny: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground then you are.
TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
A redneck opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
Teacher : ” Hello boys, Remember Nothing is impossible.”
One of the 20 Students: “Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again.
Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of Coincidence ?”
One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday, sametime.”
Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?
David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.
Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.