Funny nigga.
Very funny, cute nigga trying to climb a house. lol………….
Very funny, cute nigga trying to climb a house. lol………….
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.
Funny fight but without any voice.
Rocking funny Michael Jackson video cartoon.
Have an eye on this beautiful funny video u’ll gonna like that kinda stuff.
From the classic 1967 funny cartoon video!
This is a funny cartoon video I made earlier this year just for fun and my friend who is a Quest fan. It was made long before I had even heard of youtube.com so I thought I would put it up and see what others think of it.
A funny cartoon history about gun’s and roses.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why ?
Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you ?
Husband : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one ?
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him,
“Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!”
“It’s not just one car,” said Herman, “It’s hundreds of them!”
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water ?
L-JOHNY: “HIJKLMNO”!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about ?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it’s H to O
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour …??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”..
My Father grows beans,” said one student. “My father cooks beans,” said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: “We are all human beans.”
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying ?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
“Congratulations! You’re a free man. Just tell me why didn’t you jump?” asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, “Well Doc, I can’t swim!”
Guide: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls ?”
Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”