Funny Junk

There was a blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When they were about half way there, the blonde say a sign that said “Disney Land Left,” so the blonde turned back around and went home.

Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror.
“This picture looks like someone I know” she says. The other one has a look and says, “Of course dummy, it’s ME….”

A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.” The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, “Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”

This is a very rare classic Betty Boop funny cartoon by Max Fleischer. I love the classic funny cartoon. They just have a certain something present day funny cartoons don’t have. Moreso… this funny cartoon features a legend Cab Calloway in a rare performance of “St. James Infirmary.” One of my favorites ever… look it out very funny video.

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking…….. and one blonde says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away……….Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says “Helloooooo, can you see Florida…?????”

This is a bunch of funny family guy clips that i put together. look for more soon. dont forget to leave a comment. ENJOY!!!!!

Funny car racing video.

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.” The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”

Q: How do you get a blond to laugh on Friday?
A: Tell her a joke on Monday.

Q: Why are blonde’s immune to Mad Cow Disease ?
A: It only affects the brain.