Funny Blonde Joke – Light Bulb
How does a blonde change a lightbulb?
She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.”
Funny Blonde Joke – Ice cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer?
A: She forgot the recipe.
Funny Blonde Joke – New inventions by blonde
New inventions by blonde :
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
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Funny Blonde Joke – Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money.
She says that whatever lands inside the circle is for God, and whatever lands outside of the circle she keeps.
The redhead then draws a line, stands on it, and throws up all of her money. She said that whatever lands on the right side of the line is for God, and whatever lands on the left side she keeps.
The blonde throws up her money, and yells,”God, whatever you catch is yours, and whatever you don’t I get to keep.”
Funny Blonde Joke – Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.
The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn’t hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.
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Funny Blonde Jokes – Collection of dumb blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
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Funny places
That is really nice guideline to make the rats aware about the possible wayout…
Funny Dreams
You dont have the money to buy a car then why not use this idea?
Funny Blonde Joke – Cliff jump
A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time. Which made it to the ground first?
The brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
Funny Helmet
This girl has found a unique way of not spoiling the hairstyle!!!
Funny Blondes
Can any blonde answer this?? write to us when you found the elephant!!!
Funny Blonde Joke – Blonde With Gun
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry! She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points to her head. The boyfriend yells, “No, honey, don’t do it!!” “Shut up,” she says, “You’re next.”
Funny Blonde Joke – Air Freshner
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches a ‘blonde lady’ driver. “Mam, is there a reason that you’re weaving all over the road”? The woman replied, “Oh officer, thank goodness you’re here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!” Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, “Ma’am… that’s your air freshener.”
Funny Acting
Does that guy need to make that kind of gestures?
Funny Blonde Joke – Tragedy
One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time. ”I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!”
Funny Blonde Joke – Burning Building
There once was a Blonde, Brunette, and a Red-Head who were stuck on a burning building. Some fireman came and said,”Brunette, Brunette, Jump downp down!” So she jumped but they moved the blanket they had so she fell on the ground and died. Then they said,”Red-Head, Read-Head, Jump down, Jump down!”And she said,”No I saw what you did to the Brunette!” They just said,”Thats because we don’t like Brunettes!” So she jumped but they moved the blanket they had so then she fell on the ground and died. Then they said,”Blonde, Blonde Jump down, Jump down!”And she said,”No I saw what you did to the Brunette and the Red-Head!” They just said,”Thats because we don’t like Brunettes and Red-Heads!” “Oh no you don’t!” she yelled.”I’m not that stupid,Just put the blanket on the ground and step away!”
Funny Betrayal
Who could be the real culprit?
Funny wishes
Does that need any explanation Girls???
Funny will
This might be the scenario in coming years!!Apart from houses and money,web space also has to have a nomination
Funny Marriage
An email can change your life!! yeah had he got the email in time he might have another wife!!!
