-Announcement In University:
“The Students Who Have Parked Their Cars On The Driveway, Please Move Them immediately”
-Another Anouncement After 15 Minutes:
“The 250 Students Who Went To Move 8 Cars Please Return To Their Respective Classes right now”
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Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!
Good Friends;
Real friends are those who care without hesitation,
who remember you without limitation,
who trustful without suspicion,
and who love even without communication.
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Fake friends;
Laugh/mad on you without real reasons,
never remember you unless they need/use you,
never around when you need them.
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So be careful how to choose your friends
and how to plan your future.
Good Luck.
LIFE is like a Book;
Each day you read a new page with adventures to experience,
Many lessons to learn and good deeds to replicate.
Have A VERY COLORFUL PAGE Everyday!
No one is 100% perfect therefore try to understand others mistakes and forgive minor failings otherwise you will not be able to keep your friends long …
Also remember the famous quote:
No one is perfect… that’s why pencils have erasers.
You never get a person of your exact type 100%
So you either have to compromise or adjust.
You compromise when you want to be with someone.
You adjust when Someone wants to be with you.
But be careful how are you going to use any of those techniques.
You know that God arranged for you …
52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
12 Months of Love,
and 365 days of Happiness.
Therefore when you Mixed them all …
You will find a Very Happy New Year!
Happy New Coming Year 2012.
December is around the corner and Christmas is in the air.
Do all what you want to do because these moments will be gone soon and very soon!.
Add, adjust, modify and be the best in what you like and want to do.
Good Luck
Nothing is completely free in this commercial World! therefore I have decided to charge you for this message that I am sending it to you now!
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During a job interview:
Manager: What’s the highest level of education you obtained?
Candidate: PHD
Manager: Great! So that means you have a Doctor degree …
Candidate: Wellll, No… That means
Passed Highschool with Difficulties (P.H.D.)
Who said water can help in putting off fire?
If that is true ….. Then
Why don’t tears heal the Burn in people’s Heart??
CHANGING EXAM PATTERN
Year 1995 : Answer all questions.
Year 2000 : Answer any 5 question.
Year 2005 : Select the correct answer (A, B or C).
Year 2010 : Write either a or b.
Year 2015 : Please only read the questions.
Year 2020 : Thanks for Coming !!! face-smile.png
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If you can’t Convince Them
then try to Confuse them!
A good way to answer
unknown questions in Exam!
A student asked a teacher (while collecting homeworks):
Student: is teacher earning money ?
Teacher: Yes, of course!
Student: geeeez! We do the hard work and the teacher gets the money ?! face-smile.png
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Teacher to a student (who was late for a class at a boys school): Why are you late again ?!
Little boy answered: It was because a sign down the road sir.
Teacher asked: What has a sign got to do with your late?!!!
Little boy replied: The sign said [school ahead go very slow
worlds sweetest and best kind of Sleeping are:
1-Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.
2-Sleeping on Moms Lap when we are so tired.
3-Sleeping With Open Eyes When the Teachers Are lecturing.
Son: Dad, will you punish me for something that I did not do ??
Dad: of course not, why? ! face-smile.png
Son: That is great ’cause I did not do my homework!! … Thanks Dad face-smile
Some tips to study …
Don’t study hard but study well;
Don’t do it w/ mind only, but with heart too;
Don’t memorize, but understand fully;
Never call it difficult but a challenge;
Never read to just pass the exam, but to learn;
Never be sorry for not sleeping some days,
…..There’s lots of time to sleep when you die!
Scientist: statistics shows that students usually sleep more than the others …
Student: yeha that is because our dreams are always BIG sir face-smile.png )
The shortest relationship in life is between students and books.
They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!!