Your mama’s so dumb she stared at a orange juice box, because it said concentrate.
– Michelle

Yo mama is so fat Jesus cant even lift her spirits!
– prisionmike16191

yo mamas brain is so small and her head is so big that when she tried to think her head exploded
– panda 3932

yo mama so stupid when her husband said its chilly outside she brought a spoon
– david

yo mamma’s so ugly she turned medusa to stone

yo mama’s so black that when she went to night school they marked her absent

yo mama’s so stupid she tried to swim in Justin Timber lake

yo mama’s so stupid she thought Brittany Spears was a weapon

your moma is soo poor i saw her kicking a can down the street
i asked her what she was doing and she said moving!
Submitted By – Calz

yo mama so fat that wen she laid down in the ocean Spain claimed her as a new country
– LeetleBlueBug
yo mama so fat that the only way through doors is to hold a mars bar at the other end
– LeetleBlueBug

Yo momma’s so stupid she asked a blind man
“Do I look fat in this dress?”

Yo momma’s so stupid she got locked in the toilets and wet herself

Yo momma’s so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Yo’ mama’ so fat when she sat on the toilet it sang ”ABC,123 GET THE HECK OFF OF ME!”

Yo’ mama’ So stupid when i told her christmas was around the corner she went and looked.

Yo’ mama’ so Fat when she sat around the house she sat “AROUND” the house.

Yo’ mama’ so stupid she put lipstick on her forhead Because she needed to MAKEUP her mind.

Yo’ mama’ so Fat when she went into outer space she cause and lunar and solar eclipse

Yo’ mama so fat when she was at a construction site they said “CAUTION, HEAVY LOAD!”

your mammas so fat when she tured around i missed 3 sesens of lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
– Submitted by Big Ben

yo mama so stupid that she stole free bread
– Submitted by Will

YO MAMA IS SO UGLY WHEN I TOOK HER TO A HAUNTED HOUSE SHE CAME OUT WITH A JOB APPLICATION!!!!!
– Submitted by Will

yo mamma so old that when she was in school they didnt have history.

yo mamma so fat it takes 2 trains 3 buses and a airplane just 2 get on her good side.

Yo momma is so dirty I had to wipe my feet before i went OUTSIDE.
Yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued…
Yo momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
Yo momma is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said GET OFF ME!
Yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said wheres my gumball.
Yo momma is so fat she tripped on 7th street and landed on 12th.

yo momma so old she took her road test on dinosaur.

yo momma so lazy she got a stay at home job and still cant to work on time.

yo momma so lazy her wheelchairs reclines.

yo momma so black she sat in a jacuzzi and made coffee.

yo momma so fat she cant even skinnydip.

yo momma so fat i told her to say her abc’s and she said i know my kfc’s. 10 peice 20 peice.

yo momma so poor she went to dollar store and said wheres my mail-in rebate!

yo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the trojan man.

yo momma so cheap she tried buying an xbox 180.

yo momma so fat she got a pocket size microwave.

yo momma so fat when she gets hurt we take her to the hospital in a pickup truck.

yo momma so poor starving kids send her 50 cents a day.

yo momma so hairy she has to shave with Gillette because its the best a man can get.

yo momma the only thing stopping her from getting in a gym is the front door.

Yo mommas so poor thieves rob her for practice.

Yo mommas so ugly her reflection turned to stone.

Yo mommas so stupid she was trapped on a desert island and a genie told her she would give her one thing and she asked for a car So she could roll down the window.

Yo momma and two friends of hers were escaping the cops. One hid in a dog house and said “woof!” another hid in a trash can and said “Squeak!” Then, yo momma hid in another trash can and said: ” trash, trash!”

Yo Mommas so stupid she mince pie was a jellybean flavor.

To mommas so ugly al-quada uses her as a torture device.

Yo mommas so stupid when she passed by the YMCA she said: ” Hey, look! They spelled macys wrong!”

yo mama so fat she went swimming in the ocean and the whales started singing ‘we are family’

yo mama so fat i have to take two trains and a bus too get on her good side

she’s fat, she’s round, she bounces on the ground!
IT’S YOUR MUM! IT’S YOUR MUM!

yo mama’s so fat that when she went buggie jumping she went straight to hell

your moma is so fat when she saw a bus drive by she said stop that twinkie! – GAVIN CHAMBLEE

Yo momma’s so fat when she put on a yellow raincoat people called TAXI!

yo momma is so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch.

Ya mum is so fat that quanta’s hired her as a jumbo jet.

Yo mum so fat when she jumped in the water, the water jumped out.

Ya mum is so fat that she tripped down the grand canyon and got stuck.

Ya mum is so ugly the last time she heard a whistle she got runover by a train.

Ya mum is so fat the only thing stopping her from getting to Jenny Craig is the door.

Ya mum is so fat that when she goes for a swim in the ocean she gets stuck between the continents.