Quarter roll down the hill with the Nickel?
Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.
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Short Funny Jokes - Page 5
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Candies can you Find in Every School?
Q: What three candies can you find in every school?
A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
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Student take a Ladder to School
Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!
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Railway Accident
Once a young mas was asked in an interview “Did you ever meet any Railway accident?
The man replied: “Yes, once the train was going through a long tunnel I have kissed the father instead of his daughter.”
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Cut your workload
Salesman told to a Customer,”Sir this PC will cut your work load by 50%.”
Then the customer told, “That is great! O.K. I will buy two of them.”
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Never Serve Beer at a Math Party
Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can’t drink and derive…
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Student Throw his Watch
Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
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A man asks a trainer in the gym:
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
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You Don’t Know Something?
You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
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Touch it gently
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
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There is nothing greater
There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!
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Why do we All Marry?
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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Who’s the father
Wife : Honey my stomach is getting bigger i think im pregnant !
Husband : yea, and i kno2 who’s the father!!!!
Wife : who ?
Husband :McDonalds
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