A Student is Talking to his Teacher.
A student is talking to his teacher.
Student: “Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?”
Teacher:” Of course not.”
Student: “Good, because I haven’t done my homework.”
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Short Funny Jokes - Page 4
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I Decided to Make My Password
I decided to make my password “incorrect” because if I type it in wrong,
my computer will remind me, “Your password is incorrect.”
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I look Fat
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?”
Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
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How do Chinese People Name Their Babies?
Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
No Offence Chinese
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Teacher Says to Student In Algebra
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.
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Never KISS a Lady Police
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
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A Beautiful Girl Goes to Professor Cabin
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
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Heart Melting Love Story
Heart melting love story:
Boy: I can’t marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids
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Urgent Girlfriend Needed..
Urgent girlfriend needed..
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Qualification – must be the only
daughter of a petrol pump owner..!!
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When someone says that “Nothing can be
When someone says that “Nothing can be
more complicated than Love”
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Throw Books on their
face….
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Why Did You Come so Far?
Why did u come so far?
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Postman: I have to come 5 miles
to deliver you this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far?.
Instead U could have posted it.
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If a Girl Reject Your Proposal
Good Answer
If a Girl reject your proposal… Just say…
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Thanks….
You give me chance to look a better girl than you
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hahahahaha
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I am not rich like Rohit
Boy: I am not rich like Rohit, I do not even have a big car like Rohit. But I really love you
Girl: I love you too,
but tell me more about Rohit..
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Communications Are Fastest In The World…
Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World…
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E-Mail To Email
&
Female To Female….
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Question by a Student !!
Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?
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why did u shoot your wife
Judge:why did u shoot your wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
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A Girl Checks Her Weight
A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Go On””,
I Have Coins!
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Moebius strip enroll at the school?
Q: Why couldn’t the moebius strip enroll at the school?
A: They required an orientation.
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