Profession Jokes - Page 4

Insurance Company Joke

Three guys are fishing in the Caribbean. One guy says, “I had a terrible fire; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that’s why I’m here.”

The second guy says, “I had a terrible explosion; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that’s why I’m here.”

The third guy says, “What a coincidence. I had a terrible flood; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that’s why I’m here.”

The other guys turned to him with confusion and asked, “Flood? How do you start a flood?”


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Funny Project Manager

Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says “Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish.”

The hardware engineer went first. “I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries.” The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.

The software engineer went next. “I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries.” The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.

Last, but not least, it was the project manager’s turn. “And what would your wish be?” asked the genie.

“I want them both back after lunch” replied the project manager.


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Profession One Liner Jokes

If it wasn’t for Thomas Alva Edison, we’d all be watching TV to the light of a candle.

The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

Doctors bury their mistakes, architects just plant ivy.

Lawyers hang their blunders, doctors bury theirs, architects plant vines and teachers send theirs into politics.


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NASA Invents!!

During the heat of the space race in the 1960’s, NASA decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules.

After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of $1 million. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth.

The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.


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