A man said to his wife one day,
“I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time”.
The wife responded, “Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you.
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1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an old rag”.
6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.
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Ten Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say
10. Here honey, you use the remote.
9. You know, I’d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
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