Teacher: Children nothing is impossible! Impossible itself says I M Possible

Little Johnny :Sir,then take out the tooth paste from the tube and put it back!!!

Teacher: “Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?”

Student: “No idea miss”

Teacher told angrily: “Bark, Amy”.

Amy: “Bow Wow Wow Miss”

Maths tells us of the 3 saddest love stories:
Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet.
Of tangent lines, who were together once but then parted forever.
And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but could never be together

One Night 4 college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in
no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of only 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name…….. ……… …….. (2 MARKS)

Q.2. which tyre bursted? (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right…..!! !

Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”
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A teacher scolded little Johny and said
“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?”
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us…
“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”
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It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said ” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on)
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Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?