Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
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The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb “to walk” in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ….
The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run …
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
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GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON:
YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY, that’s why i bunked!!
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Teacher:- What are the people of Turkey called?
Little Johny:- I don’t know.
Teacher:- They are called Turks.
Now What are the people of Germany called?
Little Johny:- They are called Germs.
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Son: Dad I got punished in school today.
Dad: Why?
Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me.
Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot”
I Just asked “which end”…? ????
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Teacher – Who is SRK?
Alia Bhatt –
A guy who does ‘Titanic pose’ again and again,
without Titanic and without Kate Winslet.. ????
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Teacher: What are vowels ?
Student : Vowels are special sounds that are heard during S3x..
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A good teacher according to students is One who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
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Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”
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Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
Boy : U can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything.
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Poor teacher
Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”
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A science teacher tells his class,
“Oxygen is a must for breathing and life.
It was discovered in 1773.”
A blonde student responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773!
Otherwise I would have died without it.
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A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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A student is talking to his teacher.
Student: “Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?”
Teacher:” Of course not.”
Student: “Good, because I haven’t done my homework.”
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Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!
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Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can’t drink and derive…
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