Q: Why are Egyptian children always confused?
Q: Why are Egyptian children always confused?
A: Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
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Funny One Liners
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If every child starts swapping their mummy
If every child starts swapping their mummy papa mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!
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Tips For Boys
tips For boys-
if you marry one girl,she will fight with you.
if you marry two girls,they will fight for u….
think different
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A newly wedded desperate soldier
A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note:
Dearest Mom,
If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave.
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Two prisoners were waiting to be executed.
Two prisoners were waiting to be executed. “Any last requests?” asked the jailer.
“Yes”, replied one of the prisoners. “I love music; so before
I die, could you play me something by Himesh Resham”
And the second prisoner said, “Please kill me first.”
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In Life,Don’t Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz
In Life,Don’t Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You’ll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You’ll Still Be A Lion!
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What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
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In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
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Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Pappu: I want to follow in my father’s footsteps and be a
policeman.
Teacher: I didn’t know your father was a policeman.
Pappu: He isn’t. He’s a burglar!
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Laughter is the Best medicine,
Laughter is the Best medicine,
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But if you are laughing without any reason, you need Medicine..
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Man: “One Vodka Price”
Man: “One Vodka Price”
Bar Man: “Rs. 5/- Sir”
Man: “What Only Rs. 5/-? Can I Also Have One Plate Kebabs Please?”
Bar Man: “Rs. 7/- Sir”
Man: “Wow That’s Really Cheap, Can I Meet The Owner?”
Bar Man: “No Sir, He’s Busy With My Girlfriend”
Man: “What’s He Doing With Your Girlfriend?”
Bar Man: “The Same Thing That I’m Doing To His Business Here“
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Ramu Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize
Ramu Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New Theory Of Motion Which States
Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion.
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During The Halloween Party
During the Halloween party, the first prize for the best costume is given to a little boy. But he seems very unhappy. His friend asked him why he is so sad. The little boy replied that “oh, I just came here to pick up my sister”!
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What happens if you see twin witches ?
What happens if you see twin witches ?
You won’t be able to see which witch is witch !
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